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How to Kill with Office Supplies

A very instructional guide on how to kill your cow-orkers with ordinary office supplies. I was able to bust through some drywall with one of these. Be careful!

Killer Office Supplies

Star Wars Trilogy Envisioned Entirely With Legos

This is crazy and took a heck of a long time to complete. I admire the creator's persistence!

Lego Star Wars Trilogy

Mr. T Talks About Yo Momma

Top Ten Things That Math and Sex Have in Common

10. Explicit discussions of either topic is a faux pas at most cocktail parties.
9. Historically, men have been in control, but there are now efforts to get women more involved.
8. There are many joint results.
7. Both are prominent on college campuses, and are usually practiced indoors.
6. Most people wish they knew more about both subjects.
5. Both involve long and hard problems, and can produce interesting topology and geometry.
4. Both merit undivided attention, but mathematicians are prone to think about one while doing the other.
3. Saint Augustine was hostile to both, and Alan Turing took an unusual approach to both.
2. Both typically begin with a lot of hard work and end with a great but brief reward.
1. Professionals are generally viewed with suspicion, and most do not earn high pay.

Confucius Say

"Man who run in front of car get tired."
"Man who run behind car get exhausted."
"Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change."
"Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement."
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with problem in hand."
"People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."

History of the Internet

Here is a good history of the Internet for you guys. Check out this great excerpt:
History of the Internet

Best Robot Costumes

Man! I wish I had these for Halloween. I think it's time to invest in Old Glory robot insurance. Click the image to open the page.

WTF? Darwin Vs. Evolution Strikes Again!

It's round 1,000,366,246,464 of the creationists versus the evolutionists!

I' m Gonna Go Listen To My Ipod

This used to say "I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park", but I think this fits a little better for all those people out there whining about the iPhone.

"Do/Do Not Want" Meme Time!

Yeah, we've all seen them at one time or another. Here's a display of a few rare ones I've not seen before:

From Swagster.com